Introducing … Le Cochon Cognac!
Meet my new avatar, Le Cochon Cognac, generous gift of the great brocanteur Cognac Cowboy himself, down Grande Champagne way.
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om now on, Le Cochon Cognac will faithfully accompany wherever I will go to bewitch, bother and bewilder me the whole day long. Bienvenue, petit cochon, dans notre butcher shop of a website! We promise, really my dear, not to eat you. But you look soooo good. Nice legs. Nice ears. It must be love. And to think you were once a mere pawn in a children’s game called The Laughing Pig, which adults can play at www.lecochonquirit.fr. 
And here’s proof of your ancestry, mon cochon!
The ‘Cognac Cowboy’ thanks you for bestowing such a great honor on the Blue Pig in making him your new avatar and muse.
As many of the mamies in the cambrouse have told me, the Blue Pig has more magical powers than the others. But then when they mentioned ‘cochon’ in French they may have been referring to their
husbands.
Tis nothing but glory to honor the Blue Pig, as honor’s due falls so honorably. What a guy! as they say. I, too, have been called sale Cochon in late-night moments, but have smiled into the morning light knowing we are but gentlemen and the ladies but ladies and tha’s the way it is. I miss thee, oh Cowboy, you know I caint quit chu, like they say in the movies … alas, be well, be dirty, and send me tips for how to make new lamps out of my newly acquired beautiful chapati rouleaux. Merci.